The Horsemen Are Laughing
A fictional boy band satirizes everything—not to mock, but to plead. We dance anyway.
On January 3, 2026, the United States military abducted Nicolás Maduro, the sitting president of Venezuela, from his own country. Within hours, American oil companies announced they would take control of Venezuela’s reserves. The stock market rose.
Somewhere on the internet, a fictional electro-funk boy band called Four Horsies has a song for this. “When…
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